Wallah! I'm back! It's been a while since I have been on DA. It may surprise you but I have a life. My birthday was yesterday and I'm getting my ears pierced tomorrow. I'm getting a copy of photoshop from a friend soon but so far I'm using the trial version.

Have you guys seen the Colbert Report? Right now I'm going to take his idea and have a THREAT DOWN.

THREAT #5: Sand
Personally I hate sand, yet I love the beach. My friends have a habit of convincing me to get buried in the sand, this usually involves bribing. The sand gets everywhere. It doesn't miss a section. I'm not kidding. It takes me a while to remove the sand of my body. Especially down there.

THREAT#4: Critics
Critics now a days are too harsh. Unless you ask for harsh criticism you shouldn't get it.They are also mean. They insult and point out completely unnecessary points. I don't want to do my Chris Crocker imitation but I will if I have too.

THREAT #3: Superman
My school recently preformed the play "Its a Bird, Its a Plane, Its Superman!" Now the problem I have with this is the part where superman has to fly off stage. It was extremely gay. "Up, up, and away!" Then he jumped off stage.

THREAT #2: Emotions
I'm not talking about the personal thing, I'm talking about the smiley faces and stuff. Emotions have eliminated you real need to speak or even write. People use hand signals instead of laughing. We have no emotion any more, I mean the personal stuff.

THREAT #1: Chat Speak
As you ma know I also have a Gaiaonline account. Now people complain about people who use chat speak. I don't blame them. Why can't people use English that everyone can understand. If you have something to say you should make it so people understand you. Whats the point of typing anything if its not going to be read.